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  • Turdcules Toilet Elixirs
  • Turdcules Toilet Elixirs
  • Turdcules Toilet Elixirs
  • Turdcules Toilet Elixirs
  • Turdcules Toilet Elixirs
  • Turdcules Toilet Elixirs
  • Turdcules Toilet Elixirs

Turdcules Toilet Elixirs

$10.99

Turdcules Toilet Elixirs that have enough poo-prietary potency to cover up the foulest of smells, with scents that men will actually use.

  • Pooseidon - Smells like teak wood and pirate rum
  • Turpedo - Smells like gun powder, motor oil, grapefruit and lime
  • Turdally Awesome - Smells like satsuma, mint and cayenne pepper
  • There's Somethin' Brewing - Smells like coffee beans and pipe tobacco
  • LogSplitter - Smells like leather, pine and moss
  • Sasquat - Smells like evergreen trees and wild berries
  • 10 Gallon Shat - Smells like campfire embers and smooth whiskey

100+ uses per 2 FL/OZ bottle

Septic safe

Proudly made in the USA